Amphetamines?

it's the perfect antidote to that absinthe

themockingcrows:

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

man, i TOLD my mother in law her pleco wasn’t the only fish in the world to spit stones and marbles around to harass their owners!

"Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex."

patriarchy proverb (via stfueverything)

I’ve heard this one before.

(via chescaleigh)

princessbuggie:

really

princessbuggie:

really

#omg
NONE OF YOUR FREAKING MOVIES GET IT RIGHT: a guide to Russian names.

silvenhorror:

This post was inspired by years and years of watching movies, series, and fanfics royally and hilariously fuck up the use of names in the Russian language, coming to the point where, if I see another pair of best buddies call each other by full name, I will shoot something, I swear to God.

There are 3 ways people in Russia address each other, and they denote different levels of formality, and the relationship between the speakers. You should know this stuff if you wanna write anything that includes Russian people talking to each other, because if you get it wrong, it will be, alternatively, hilarious or cringe-worthy. I have seen soo much of this in fanfic it’s not funny anymore. So read up y’all!

1. Name + Patronymic.

A patronym, or patronymic, is a component of a surname based on the given name of one’s father, grandfather or an even earlier male ancestor. (thank you, Wikipedia!) A patronymic is not a middle name. Russian people don’t have middle names, period. But we all have patronymics!

Use: formal

Used towards: your teacher, your big boss, a senior citizen with whom you don’t have a close relationship (say, your classmate’s grandma), your doctor, any kind of professor or scholar when you address them formally, a client when you’re in the service industry/work with people (not always, but very often).

Example: Ivan Petrovich, Sergey Vladimirovich, Anna Anatolyevna, Maria Sergeevna, etc

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euphrasiefauchelevent:

a dystopia where in order to have some semblance of decent human rights you have to fit into a set of specific criteria based on  things such as race, gender, sexuality, and income, the ideal combination of which is met only by a small portion of society oh wait

razzledazzy:

razzledazzy:

if we put chris hemsworth, chris pratt, chris pine, and chris evans into a room together what would happen

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missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

supermishamiga:


http://www.thebacklot.com/the-hot-men-of-comic-con/07/2014/2/

supermishamiga:

http://www.thebacklot.com/the-hot-men-of-comic-con/07/2014/2/

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bookkbaby:

deansass:

deansass:

LISTEN UP KIDDOS
Dominion is a new show. It’s really really really good. It’s only been 6 episodes but it’s already amazing. It contains great characters that are diverse in pretty much every way possible—race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc. They’re equally main and badass. I can go on forever about why you should watch it.
NOT TO MENTION THEIR AMAZING ANGEL WINGS.

SO THIS THURSDAY, EPISODE 7 WILL AIR!! DEPENDING ON VIEWS AND NUMBER OF TWEETS, IT WILL BE DECIDED IF WE GET SEASON 2.
If you guys could help us it would be really great ahhh.
The show is also the same genre as Supernatural. Main characters include Michael, Uriel and Gabriel. So if you’re an Spn fan, you would actually really enjoy the episode.
I tweeted the producer and lead actor as u see in the screenshot. Don’t let me down *sobs*

oh, and for those of you asking, it’s on SyFy!


Wait, so you’re telling me this is a show similar to SPN but with representation? With more than just cishet white dudes?Sign. Me. Up.

bookkbaby:

deansass:

deansass:

LISTEN UP KIDDOS

Dominion is a new show. It’s really really really good. It’s only been 6 episodes but it’s already amazing. It contains great characters that are diverse in pretty much every way possible—race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc. They’re equally main and badass. I can go on forever about why you should watch it.

NOT TO MENTION THEIR AMAZING ANGEL WINGS.

SO THIS THURSDAY, EPISODE 7 WILL AIR!! DEPENDING ON VIEWS AND NUMBER OF TWEETS, IT WILL BE DECIDED IF WE GET SEASON 2.

If you guys could help us it would be really great ahhh.

The show is also the same genre as Supernatural. Main characters include Michael, Uriel and Gabriel. So if you’re an Spn fan, you would actually really enjoy the episode.

I tweeted the producer and lead actor as u see in the screenshot. Don’t let me down *sobs*

oh, and for those of you asking, it’s on SyFy!

Wait, so you’re telling me this is a show similar to SPN but with representation? With more than just cishet white dudes?

Sign. Me. Up.